Headed to the Hospital

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
11/21/2014 at 07:23 • Filed to: None

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I'm in the waiting room while my wife has a minor outpatient procedure. Driving up 85 to Charlotte, I encountered the most irritating driver on the highway: the self-appointed enforcer of speed limits. He was driving a mid-90s Mazda B-Series truck with a matching cap. It looked to be in perfect condition and he was driving 55 in a 60 mph zone in the left lane.

I also saw, a few blocks from the hospital, a Noble M500. It was probably this one that is was said to be spotted in Charlotte.

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Here's a ride-along at Carolina Motorsports Park, about a two hour drive from Charlotte:

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/21/2014 at 07:30

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Ugh, I hate those people.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/21/2014 at 08:18

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You......you saw a NOble in the wild??? WOW!


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > shop-teacher
11/21/2014 at 08:32

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Sometimes they aren't even trying to be enforcers. They're just oblivious to life.

What annoys me even more is the people that hang in the left lane, and do somewhere between 45 and 85. Pick a frickin speed!


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/21/2014 at 08:36

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Damnable Anti Destination League clowns....


Kinja'd!!! FrankenBlaster > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/21/2014 at 08:53

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I came across one of those awhile back. It was a Honda Fit with a piece of paper in the rear windshield that said "I DO NOT SPEED" and did just about the same as the guy you described.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
11/21/2014 at 09:22

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Also true, but I still hate them.

Although I think I hate the "PICK A DAMN SPEED ALREADY!!!" people even more.


Kinja'd!!! lmles > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/21/2014 at 12:41

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In his defense and as the ex-owner of a Mazda B2300, they don't go much more than about 70, and that's pushing. 97hp of OHV four cylinder power.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > lmles
11/21/2014 at 14:17

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Then he should have stayed in the nearly-empty right lane. It was 6:20 in the morning and he was pacing the car next to him.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/24/2014 at 14:06

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Time to take care of him NASCAR-style.

Get up under him, get him loose, and put him into the wall.